BOOTY KNOWLEDGE

I KNOW ITS NOT JUST ME---AS NOTED BY CHERYL IN --TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE---

WE ALL SHOULD GET A MEDAL OR EVEN A PLAQUE TO HANG ON THE WALL.

WHEN I WAS DOING RADIATION, THEY HAD THESE MODELS OF PEOPLES HEAD MADE TO DIRECT THE BEAMS DIRECTLY AT THE CORRECT AREA OF THE BRAIN I GUESS AND I ASKED THE TECH WHAT THEY DO WITH THEM ONCE THE PATIENT IS FINISHED WITH HIS/HER TREATMENT AND SHE TOLD ME THEY GIVE THE CAST TO THE PATIENT KINDA LIKE A DIPLOMA

.......WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAST OF MY BOOTY TO HANG ON MY LIVING ROOM WALL....I FEEL CHEATED!

NOW TO MY POINT....THREE HOURS LATER.... I JUST KNOW SOOOOOO MUCH MORE ABOUT MY BOOTY, ANUS, RECTUM, THAN I EVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER KNOW OR WANNA KNOW.

NOT TO GET TO INVOLVED OR WHAT NOT, BUT DURING MY TREATMENT I ACTUALLY LEARNED BY TRIAL AND ERROR HOW TO PASS WET OR SOLID STOOLS ----DIFFERENT MOVEMENTS, DIFFERENT PRESSURE POINTS WITH MY FINGERS, PUTTING PRESSURE ON MY UPPER TUBES BY TENSING MY MUSCLES AS OPPOSED TO STRAINING..... I COULD MAKE A YOU-TUBE VIDEO OUT OF IT.

ALSO, THE BOOTY AND ASSORTED BATHROOM TIMES HAVE BECOME MORE IMPORTANT AND I KINDA MAKE SURE ITS ALL DONE AND DONNER BEFORE I LEAVE THE HOUSE.  I ALSO SCOPE OUT THE PLACES I'M GOING TO FOR THE RESTROOM.

I'M SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THESE THOUGHTS.

 

to all, wishing you a very safe and happy evening

richard

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I have become an expert at "sniffing" out the nearest restroom when I go somewhere unfamiliar to me!
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if I can SNIFF IT.....me no want to use it!!!!!!!
I agree, but my bowels always have the final say-so!
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Yes...I try not to accept any appointment of any kind before 9 am, and as you say, "where's the loo?" is the first question on arrival. There's one theater in town that I don't go to as it has insufficient restroom space and there is always a line, even at the men's room!
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FUNNY BUTT TRUE....its one thing that units us!!

the interesting thing is that now my prostrate multi-waking up at nite stuff has dwindled down to like once or at most twice a nite. but during the day when mr prostate lets me know its time----I dam well better be within aiming distance to a urinal!
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OK check out the cartoon I'm going to post...wish I could attach it here!
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I went to your blog and did not see any cartoon....
U are so funny Richard. U make me laugh every time. Keep up the funnies.
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funny but true....u know it is. I tried wearing the depends undies....they seem to be lined with 30 grit sandpaper.....how can anybody wear those things!
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Yeah I'm a potty pro...I know where they all are.
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You learned how to pass wet or solid stool? And I thought I was so good at not peeing when having diarrhea.
This I have to see...you must let us know when YouTube video is made.
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"And I thought I was so good at not peeing when having diarrhea.".........GIRRRRL!!! I PEE'ed my pants reading this.:):):).... sometimes I can't figure what it wants to do so I clench every muscle south of the belly button to keep anything from bursting through!

I've read on here that some people took "before and after" pics of the booty....I have tried looking back there and I have to contort myself to no end. using the mirror always gets me turned around. I betcha if I had been doing yoga, I would have no problem reaching around!
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July 10, 2018

Los Angeles, California 90005

February 6, 1951

Cancer Info

Anal Cancer

squamous cell carcionoma

June 4, 2018

Stage 2

4.1 - 5.0 cm

Negative

No

Fluorouracil (5-FU)

the fears associated with it, the unknown, the WAIT FOR THIS TO START

always learning, that its all around us....its not till it hits you that you realize how common it is

stay positive with me. stay in the now.

not as of 6/04/2018

WEST LOS ANGELES V.A. MEDICAL CENTER-WESTWOOD

during treatment.....try your hardest not to give up on your treatment.....yea- it almost felt like it was killing me but here I am

believe in yourself and/or in your beliefs/god/etc

September 5

1st MRI NOV. 5 2018--NO SIGN OF TUMER/GROWTH....2ND MRI--NO SIGN OF TUMER/GROWTH

a week after having completed my PSA and urine tests(5/22/18), i noticed blood in the toilet and completed the F.I.T--fecal immunochemical test.... I forgot to mail it in and drove to the VA and had them give me another one, did it and that afternoon i returned it...two days later i received a call to schedule a colonoscopy for June 04, 2018. results came back positive for a ployp that was excised and also a 4-5cm malignant growth on the dentate line of the anus--right smack in/around my spinchter muscle. T3N0M0...prognosis seems to be really good as it has not traveled nor gone into nodes. scheduled to start chemo/radiation with 5-FU and mitomyacin first 4 days and last 4 days using a PICC line.

AM NOT USING THE 5-FU....INSTEAD ITS CAPECITABINE 500MG

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